When Hooker von SlutSlut decides to host my site, I believe I'm going to change the name of it to "Salsa in the Men's Room". Just because it makes me happy. And if I ever publish a book of humorous essays (a la the man, David Sedaris), that will be its name as well.
There's really no reason for it. Only Jory said that there should be some adorable story about me and Alex dancing in the men's room.
I'd love to supply you with that, but really...
Let's be serious.